Some thoughts on the world's RELIGIONS:

Taoism: Shit happens.

Confucianism: Confucius say: "Shit happens".

Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism: This shit happened in my last life too.

Protestantism: Shit happens cause you don't work hard enough.

Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad.

Zen: What is the sound of one shit happening?

Moonies: Only happy shit happens.

Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.

Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Jehova's Witnesses: Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens.

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.

Hare Krishna: Shit Happens, Shit Happens, Shit Shit Happens Happens, Shit Happens, Rama Rama.

Atheism: No shit.